A line-by-line breakdown of FIFA's first official anthem

Robbie Williams, meet America. America, meet Robbie Williams.

Screenshot from FIFA’s YouTube video: Robbie Williams and Laura Pausini perform 'Desire' at the FIFA Club World Cup

I don’t think Donald Trump watching Doja Cat live at MetLife Stadium was on anyone’s bingo card.

Sunday’s Club World Cup final in New Jersey between Chelsea and Paris Saint-Germain featured FIFA’s first-ever halftime show, giving us some ind…